We are having trouble coming up with people to pack our hall for the National Convention.
What I would like to propose we do is hire people to attend our convention.
If you happen to see anyone who could use a few bucks find out where they live so we can pick them up.
I would like to have plenty of applause for my main political report.
Try not to hire people who will fall asleep. We want to show audience enthusiasm.
Chair, National Board, CPUSA